REAL ULTIMATE POWER: The Official Ninja Movie

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Ninja Babe chops you in half seven times before you hit the ground! Ninja studies show a fist in the gut is worth two in the face!
Ninjas jump for sweet! Ninja movie gains acclaim for ground-breaking FX, producers crap their pants.
HEADLINE: Local bum gets bicycle in rectum, ninja stars in face, and your momma... ZING! The sweet Ninja smell attracts the girlies, rock-out ensues.
Ninjas kick!... FOR KILLING! Are those nunchux in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? .... FOR KILLING!
A Ninja is always happy to pose for the cameras! ... AND KILLING! Everytime something is sweet, a ninja gets his wings... FOR KILLING!

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